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世界是一个蛋！[50P]

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其实很多人都不知道，蛋蛋世界也很精彩~~
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{Nu0PEuS 表面看来，我只是一个普通的蛋~~
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但从我是个小孩子的时候，就表现出了许多超人的能力~~[+LJp&vl/P1xL
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我热爱体育~ 篮球玩的还算不错，大家都喜欢称我为麦克·乔蛋~~
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有时候也去英超玩玩，为了不过于引人注目，我给自己起了个名字叫——蛋壳汗姆(fB^%m Cq FV
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/a7R/tM,Ub 但是裁判的黑哨很快就让我厌倦了比赛~~
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于是终于有一天我忍不住，将球狠狠的闷在他的脑袋上~从此，我退出了足坛~~

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8z)YW,LW ~9z 身体中流淌的运动细胞，让我不能放弃我热爱的体育~我，又迷上了棒球~~`K'`qf3^u-GN!F
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棒球，让我疯狂~~
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owWqS%l^"K 追星族让我不得闲暇，只好自己找点乐子听听音乐~~T|E CT7B#i
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QGck&d3_"b6B`R 这是我最喜欢的MP3~~ UJ\2T}q ]f
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{d0R!Y"eUr_x 听到兴奋的时候我还会玩玩打击乐~~
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警察总会在第一时间赶过来干扰我的兴致，后来才知道是隔壁邻居告我噪音扰民~~
0][ N ^2Xy%n(Hp*B1j 没辙，只好安安静静的玩电动——我最喜欢的小鸡吃米~#O*d9U u8a c`~
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4月，非典横行，被关在家里真是无聊，只能靠电话和女朋友联系~~
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TBAJ:O.D 现代的通讯技术真方便，就算她在月球都可以找到~~p~8I6r/{kr1d`
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值得庆幸的是，前阵子新买了电脑~~7Ov-FV&r
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mS 远离SARS，在家上网最安全~~
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多才多艺的我，热爱艺术，剪蛋是我最拿手的~~^,|5g&K"E$IN
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有时也拿起画笔涂涂~~(`A3A i0B$^2G"D
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或许我的艺术太前卫，大家都看不懂，于是他们叫我——蛋·芬奇~~P-oMv8s|(Ki
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H-iuv&rI9pL*a V 没有知音，很郁闷，唱几句铜锤花脸爽爽吧~~

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(z6h,B[G.G#^;RQ 在家闷着心里就像长了草~~b%\dHd%c'?N
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于是晚上我决定去一个叫中新天地的蛋蛋酒吧~~
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"I5Cw(j\3Ol8G:c 侍应生站在一个啤酒桶后面问我想喝点什么~~
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6Gk'fn&H] ^)q 啤酒，我说~~,ge8[[.fy/{FC;n
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没想到他给我的是扎啤，好像里面还兑了酒精~~w3g2t@6E+L'J}
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很快我就微有醉意了，“给我个柠檬”，我对啤酒桶侍应生说~~ z+PA:Fi'C
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这时候走过来一个女人，“可以请我喝一杯吗”，她问~~
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,F%}8K%B;}2l&] 我当然要保持男人应有的风度，“当然”，我回答~~但她却只点了一杯饮料~~
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Q+A-^7jiS,ul9p0Y 她用深情地眼光看着我，令我神迷意乱~~9TO*G%{C0lf]
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不知是因为我那天没戴眼镜~
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还是她的衣服太过性感~~C5J0rb@'Z9pI
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"p,~%s_)EiO\ 我心中的恶魔慢慢滋长~~Mj4Xb-z)y8S
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5QsaD#Se:{ 像伊甸园的毒蛇破壳而出，诱我吞噬禁果~~i4rO;GX*Jk+qz
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^?Ph6?!S&~1m 给你我的手机号码吧，以后可以联系，我对她说~bw9|jc6vR
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kVpc|2n'S cCM L “不要以后了，就是今天”，她说~(q+sC Dg[
于是出门，她叫车~dy9I1OS"\ |x%g0W
目的地竟然是——Hotel~
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我惊诧的眼睛还未闭上，她已经脱的只剩小裤裤~~
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OH my God！ 真是个火辣女孩，我迫不及待的冲上去~Xh e ? ba*mNl&@
“等”，她说，“安全第一”！
(h!p5V7j5B&gj!w.e 虽然有一点不爽，但为了大家的健康，我同意了~
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激情过后，我有些疲倦~~
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她很温柔的躺在我的臂弯中~~ L$X
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4K?@)zQ|Y 此你就是我的老公了”，她说~E6N.Y3ao
“不会吧！”，我心里暗道~~
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CXj2w;c5zB3]5T&tWU “你说，我是不是你的天使？”'V.N|0c'B4Z&t
“……”
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“不回答？今天有你的好看！看来刚才的翻云覆雨还不够吧”~~g6I+|.^ n&T },Te
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“……”...... “饶了我吧”~~6jn-o1I"\J:_0?Q(q!n
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“天哪！我不行了！”~~
8J4zj _6{W 我要吐血而亡了~
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“就算粉身碎骨也不能绕了你！”Vw,\)M0Y%_O9O#?2g
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/zK:C-g f6J 健康的我+O,tN d*Jz9^ zN'nU+d
充满活力的我      
SM8Tsa0Lf ] 热爱艺术的我0t3i0fq}
前途无限的我
?5Y/pw[#C8A 倒在一个女人身下~~
$b^8hd m&Y^*nE5S 也许
;}1RG"c7} zw 如果不是这一夜
`{}%d TR 我会变成一只健康的小鸡~
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但是我的脑壳在这一夜秀逗了，成了她的裙下亡魂~~0He"N5zY+t2L
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没有了我的世界，依旧转动~~ O:g$B Y3ekA
但我已经感受不到~
j0F ]1i NKl.K 用生命换来的短暂欢愉
s S/p+O(j'IVp 让我悔之莫及~
6H!\-vse[ 下辈子
0`.b aZ6qvw*K 我不再放荡。W3R;En"j0FE}n
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